Happy Disco

With the Bird/Yount controversy still wreaking havoc on the major news networks, I've decided to confuse things further. I've never heard Bob Ross sing, but if he did I'd bet my Suddenly Susan season 1 dvd (region 1) that it'd be in a high falsetto:

Yount It!

I'm calling for an official investigation to disprove that Larry Bird and Robin Yount aren't the same dude. The matching Midwest half-staches are incontrivertable.

The Homones

If the Ramones had been from, say, Chelsea, here's how some tracks may have turned out:

-Gimmie Gimmie Cock Treament
-I Do Wanna Go Down to the Basement
-Buttcream Bop
-Beat on My Brat
-Texas Asshole Massacre
-Rockaway Reach(around)

Since it didn't happen that way, you can't say I'm wrong.